Hello

histrionicbiscuit:

batman-bands-butts:

eracist:

if i was ever gonna rob anything i would rob a UPS truck because you get all those packages and you have no idea whats inside its christmas morning all over again

what if you got dildos

itd still be christmas morning all over again

(via epic-humor)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via epic-humor)

stephanie-likes:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

yes.

(Source: my-patronus-is-a-winchester, via thedstrider)

ronaldkn0x:

do u consider me a friend too or am i annoying: the movie

(via pizza)

donatello-hamato:

toastwithtentacles:

donatello-hamato:

lizthefangirl:

These are the heroes of our generation.

THE SIXTH ONE FROM THE BOTTOM IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF

ME TOO HE DESERVES AN ACTUAL AWARD AND THAT TEACHER SHOULD BE FIRED

PREACH

(Source: glitterbites, via thewanderingtimelord)

laughhard:

How could this.. NO.. IT CANT

laughhard:

How could this.. NO.. IT CANT

(via smosh)

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

(via darlingdontletmego)

alphets:

I’m screaming

(Source: fuks, via ruinedchildhood)

swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

(via pizza)